- 1 year ago
So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.
Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.
that was the best safe-sex talk ever.
Why I am suspicious of those who say they got pregnant because a condom “broke”…
HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER USED A CONDOM. HAVE ANY OF YOU HAD SEX YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CONDOMS. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’m sick of this shit. Just because a condom has a tensile force high enough to withstand inflation does not mean it can comfortably fit any penis. No one wants latex literally stretched against a boner like it is in this pic. A condom that is too small causes added friction which can lead to the condom tearing. If someone tells you it is too small, you LISTEN. YOU DO NOT HAVE RAW SEX WITH THEM. THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM SAYING. YOU GO BUY A MAGNUM. There are even sizes above that. SO NO THERE IS NO EXCUSE TO SAY THAT A PERSON CANNOT WEAR ANY CONDOMS BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO DO NOT FIT IN CERTAIN SIZES. And whoever the fuck said they don’t believe condoms break is literally fucking stupid as hell. You didn’t even try to think you slut shaming ignorant ass. Condoms do not break from things not fitting in them. They break due to frictional forces without sufficient lubricant and air bubbles trapped in the reservoir tip that push through the latex upon ejaculation. Proper application requires that the tip be pinched to remove this air while it is rolled down the shaft. Very few people know this due to the rampant lack of appropriate sex ed. Proper condom application technique and education is crucial to effective birth control and STI protection. So before you go spouting your ignorant crap, how bout you think about your penised partner and the overall function of a condom and try to spread real education rather than shaming people.
I’ve waited years for another male to do this. Thank you. I for one have had a few broken condoms myself, from being too rough, not enough lubrication, or just regular old misuse in the name of fun. It bothers me so much how often people go on about how condoms are incredibly stretchy and can fit around and arm or a bowling ball. I use magnums for this exact reason. It’s like shrink wrapping my better half, and it is unpleasant. In regards to not believing a guy who says he can’t use condoms, a close friend of mine confided in me he had to go to therapy to get over an insecurity that came with putting on a condom, so every time he tried to have sex, as he put the condom on, he’d lose his erection. SEX AND ACTS THEREOF AREN’T FUCKING BLACK AND WHITE, IF YOU GONNA TALK ABOUT GO GET SOME FUCKING EXPERIENCE, TALK TO GUYS YOU TRUST AND GET AN HONEST FUCKING REAL WORLD LOOK INTO THE WONDERS OF HAVING A PENIS.
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- 1 year ago
my dad told me that i’m not allowed to wear tank tops around the house because they make me look like a whore so I put on a floor length skirt and a sweater and I wrapped a scarf around my head and I put on gloves (so now none of my skin is showing except my face) and then i came back out and he’s really really angry but he doesn’t know how to phrase his anger he’s just sitting here fuming and I’m glaring at him I think I won this round
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- 1 year ago
- 1 year ago
Today is one of those days where I think too much. Today I’m thinking about what I really want, for myself. I don’t know if I want love, or companionship, or friends, or a single friend, or a lot of friends, or some close friends. I don’t know if I want to be loved, to love somebody else, to share a mutual love, or if I am just lonely and want somebody to care. My biggest doubt though is the most important. I don’t know if I want to be with somebody, to fuck somebody, or to hold somebody. Worst yet, I don’t know if I want to BE HELD by somebody. I feel like I should just be alone and that’s that and it is how the world should be and I’ll live like that until I die. I can’t tell if this horrible feeling in my chest is a want for love, or a want for lust. I screw around with women because it means I can be held, and kissed, and made to feel important, but in the end I’m just a sexual object. But I don’t know if I’m okay with that. If I can be held and pretend to be loved what does that do? In the end, I just wish I could care about myself in a away I wish somebody else could. But for now, I’ll think about today. And today, I am overthinking, and lonely.